Cornwall

When you feed your girlfriend nothing but corn, wait for her to shit and half way through fuck her in the ass.

I cornwalled my girlfriend last night.

by DaftSpades January 24, 2014

Cornwall

A remote, uncivilized area that is abundant in low paid jobs, widespread heroin abuse and a high number of semi-derelict towns but is perversely held to be somehow superior by its fat, unintelligible and sanctimonious inhabitants.

Why would you go there? That place is 100% Cornwall.

by Alan Spangler June 24, 2014

cornball muffinhead

Someone who is acting like a weirdo; clueless.

Thomas: Hey do you put the regular dish soap in the dishwasher?
Marcia: No! You cornball muffinhead!

by Stevie Pete February 22, 2011

Cornballing

the act of sticking your penis inside another man's anus.

My mom caught me cornballing my best friend and she said I should be ashamed.

by Prozach21 November 20, 2010

Cornwall

To lead someone on, only to abruptly change your mind by cutting off contact.

I invited this girl to the country for the weekend then totally cornwalled her by not calling.

by Duchess of Brompton June 9, 2011

cornball

coming from the word corn(y), a cornball is like a country bumpkin or dimwitted person such as a redneck; having to do with activities of such people.

The current president of the U.S. is a cornball. G. W. Bush invented the notion of WMDs in Iraq because he just wanted to have a war during his administration. To say Iraqis were freedom-hungry and that the USA was spreading freedom are cornball excuses for going to war.

by Richard Black April 13, 2005

cockballs

1. used to express extreme emotion

2. a queer

1. Ahh cockballs, i got piss on me!

2. Queer: Shut up

Pimp: Why dont you go suck your dad's dick cockballs

by weezybaby23 January 12, 2008