Comfused

Meaning glued to the computer screen unable to escape. Com = computer: Fused = glued.

'Im so comfused right now.'
'Arent we all!!'

by SuperKamiGoku October 29, 2011

spontanious combustion

My pre-teen daughter explained spontaneous combustion as:

a random and sudden outburst of laughter

Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.

This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.

by G's Spot December 28, 2005

confusted

A bitter, sour blend of feeling confused - and frustrated at your confusion - and feeling like you done just got busted in the face with a cold 40oz of MadDog.

Zilo walked down the block confusted that Pedro diss'ed his El Camino just because the lawn mower he hauls around in it doesn't match his rims.

by pat12345678910 July 21, 2011

Composted

The equivalent of “ I AM DEAD”, but you’re environmentally sound.

Hears a joke…
Oh my god that is so funny I am fucking composted

by Bh 81091 November 26, 2021

herb combustion

to smoke weed

mary: "who's up for some herb combustion?"

jane: "i am!"

by bobby bobbington May 16, 2015

Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019

confusted

used as an alternative to confused.

now im confusted
im confused and confusted

by bacchus July 26, 2004