black clog wog

A person with the heritage of indigenous Australian and Dutch decent.

"Aye look at that dirty black clog wog, she filthy ididn't she" - jade

by theonlyblackclogwog December 25, 2017

Nut Clog

Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.

I had to go to the doctor to get a nut clog removed.

by HahaNut27 March 25, 2019

One Log Clog

When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...

Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...

by Skeetwood Mac February 6, 2018

V-clog

abbreviation for Video Clip Blog

People like to watch to watch the V-clog from Brookers on Youtube.

by e cartman October 6, 2006

Lebmuh Clog

"Eleven o'Clock", typically pronounced by a street person or wino; The normal time they are awakened by the local constabulary.

Similar terms include "Foe Clog" (4 o'clock), "Sebmuh Clog" (7 o'clock) and "Ay Clog" (8 o'clock).

Pronunciations are not necessarily exclusive to race (ie, Ebonics), as many street people end up speaking this way from the consequences of bad dental habits.

Cop - "C'mon fella, wake up and get the hell off that bench. Dont'cha know what time it is?"

Street dude - "Sho' do, officer. It's lebmuh clog."

by Professor Al August 2, 2009

[Welly] and a clog on

A drunken stagger home when really pissed that seems to last forever as one leg is used to stay upright and the other is a stabiliser.

"I was that pissed last night I walked home like I had a welly and a clog on".

by Pinkfoot February 2, 2009

cum clog

A whore or gay guy who has been "filled" so much they have become clogged, in the throat or they have ass clogged.

"Haha look at the ass pirate work like he has a cum clog, his boyfriend really topped him off."

by Jack Meoffe December 9, 2008