Colombian Cleanse

Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process

"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"

"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"

by spicyaf January 18, 2023

Deep cleanse

Where after a long hard day of work, you piss, shit, spit, cum, shower, use deodorant, and use cologne.

Man, I feel filthy as fuck, I need to do a deep cleanse.

by Huhuhuuuhuhhh January 11, 2024

Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.

My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'

by schadbud January 23, 2024

Golden colon cleansing

To urinate in someone's anus

Stan showed Alice what it was to get a golden Colon cleansing, the mess was horible

by Hugesten November 27, 2023

Cleansed

Cleansed is short for a gentile that was targeted for ethnic cleansing by the Jewish Defense League to meet their complete ethnic cleansing deadline of 2078.

"The Jordan and Haskins families of Sacramento were cleansed."

by Don Haskins Queen June 15, 2022

Dopamine Cleanse

Just a really fancy term for going outside more often.

A: Yoo dude, I'm on this dopamine cleanse and-
B: Soo.... you've finally started to go outside!

by cyclopentane September 26, 2022

colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.

Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022