Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.

My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'

by schadbud January 23, 2024

Golden colon cleansing

To urinate in someone's anus

Stan showed Alice what it was to get a golden Colon cleansing, the mess was horible

by Hugesten November 27, 2023

cleansed

It's what non-peasants feel when they have undertaken activities that reduce the burden of their lavish lifestyles. Such activities include - Mad streaks in gambling, Taking no losses and Downing large amounts of sugar free monster energy drinks.

6 ft 4, Rolex & Cleansed

by Goated December 8, 2018

Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.

"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."

by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018

Dopamine Cleanse

Just a really fancy term for going outside more often.

A: Yoo dude, I'm on this dopamine cleanse and-
B: Soo.... you've finally started to go outside!

by cyclopentane September 26, 2022

Cleansing the Palate

It is what the woman must do sometime after pooping in order to next make herself presentable for sex by taking a shower.

Cleansing the Palate: after eating spicy Mexican food all night, Sally had to cleanse the palate before her boyfriend came over for a booty call.

by theeaglesfan69 December 25, 2020

Missouri southern cleanse

Taking lsd and eating pizza to cause extreme diarrhea.

Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.

by googlemachu March 1, 2021