wanker's claw

When you masturbate for too long without coming / another person masturbates a male for too long and gets a stiff hand and wrist.

"Can you take over? I'm developing wanker's claw!"

by GTFO my dog October 18, 2008

Beetle Claw

When the male proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into a females butthole and his thumb into her snatch, resulting in a claw like grasp giving the male full control of the females body.

Dude, Tyrone totally just gave Mandy a beetle claw and there was nothing she could do to escape his grasp.

by Snatchlover420 September 29, 2011

monkey claw

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

by James Howard December 27, 2003

Raptor Claw

Inserting the thumb into the vagina and four fingers into the ass and then pinching.

A) So did you give her the Shocker?
B) No, I gave her the Raptor Claw!

by MSUDelta July 27, 2009

Troll claw

Grow out your toenails and shove your foot up someone’s butt.

Wesley and Jayson both love the troll claw. Dude! I haven’t cut my toenails in almost a year! Sweet!! Me either!!! Let’s get drunk and shove our feet up each other’s asses! Yeah man! Let’s troll claw each other!!

by Uncle Wiggly April 9, 2021

Chaw Claw

The stains on the fingers of a person who uses chewing tobacco.

Holy crap! Did you see the chaw claw at the Jed Clampett-looking mother fucker?

I wanted to shake his hand, but I had chaw claw from the Kodiak I enjoyed earlier.

by gasman72 December 13, 2009

Cooter Claw

A cooter claw is a hand that has been infected with elephantitas and will absolutely destroy any women’s cooch when it’s necessary.

“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”

by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019