CJ

The blackidy blackest individual you will ever meet. Always claims he's broke and has no money, but lives in a house the size of a K-8 school. "$1.37 in my bank account". A nigga. Always has females around him but claims that he doesn't have any hoes. Could've cuffed a cute girl but was on some dumb shit. Dark as hell. He makes the color black look light. Looks like someone left him frying on the skillet for too long.

Someone that is always acting like a hoeboy

My check came today so I'm not CJ anymore
If I stay out in the sun too long, I'm gonna turn into CJ
That girl is cute, I think I'm going to pull a CJ and mess things up

by Vandy24 February 2, 2018

CJ

1.)Initials of one of the most awesome women to ever grace this planet. It stands for Candace Janna. She is short, beautiful, & has more talent in her pinky finger than most 3rd world countries. She will wow you with wit & intelligence.

2.) Also the name of a character that once played in "Bay Watch", played by Pamela Anderson.

"OMG, is that CJ??"

"Look at CJ run in that red bathing suit in slow motion up the beach...I am going to go drown now..."

by hisbabydoll0227 March 22, 2009

CJ

CJ is a term originally coined by Trappist monks from La Trappe Abbey in Normandy, France. The terms was first used in 1664, in reaction to the relaxation of practices in many Cistercian monasteries. Cistercian monks were cast out to live out their life of devotional studies, prayer and penance in enclaves as a result of their severe acedia. Cisterian monks abstain from worldly pleasures such as women and basic hygiene. Unable to procreate due to a lack of testes, these monks often seek out the companionship of older women who've already bore children. However, due to strict vows taken upon entering the monastery, they resort to homosexual pleasuring of each other, most commonly refusing to bathe for weeks after these sexual encounters. Hence, the term "Cistercian Monk," or CM, took on a new idiom as "Cock Jerker" - aka "CJ." In modern usage, “CJ” refers to anyone that sleeps in until at least 11AM. In addition, a “CJ” will usually leave their shoes all over the house, not do dishes, never take out the trash, and essentially just occupy space in a dwelling. It’s kind of like having a dog that eats fast-food for breakfast, lunch and dinner and shits all over your house.

Also see – “Suck ass mule” and “Doucher.”

Damn CJ, quit shittin' in the mailbox.

by Boon Dock March 19, 2009

CJ

conversation jerk

1. when you're having a conversation with someone and they insist on staring at something on your face other than your eyes (I.e. that fat zit on your nose, the spinich in your teeth etc.)

Ralph: "Dude i asked this guy for directions and he would'nt stop staring at my ass"
Bill: "Dude what a CJ"

by oshauma December 23, 2008

CJ

the poopiest poop face you ever did see

Megan: He is so annoying
Soleil: He must be a CJ

by POOPDISCOOP November 4, 2018

CJ

A bad rapper that thinks they are good. Then sometimes proceeds to sell merch.

"my name is CJ i like PB and J"

by weed wacker9X May 17, 2019

CJ

A good friend that is VERY tall and is always up to give you a piggy back ride.

CJ get over here!

by WyoGirl284 November 13, 2017