The Cilia

When you enter an empty club and proceed to break out your dance moves, before being pounced upon by underage cougars (who appeared out of nowhere), who desire your human flesh but you reject them as you wish to know them personally before engaging in animalistic behaviour.

"Damn Johnny those girls wanted you!"
"ye but I'm not just gonna get with them once and never see them again"
"Dafuq dont you be pulling The Cilia on me!"

by RocketmanFootlooseEdition February 18, 2018

Cila

Cila is the most lovable person you will ever meet. She is beautiful, polite, loving and her loved ones are the most important to her. She is a family person. She loves sports and going out with friends. You can have fun and steal horses with her but also cry and talk for hours. Everyone needs a cila in their life.

Oh see that sporty beauty there? Yes, don't you know her, that's Cila!

by leo123123 November 19, 2021

Dirty Cillian

When you're not hot enough to bang one of the main band members so you have to settle for their filthiest roadie, who insists on dipping his turtle neck shit on your forehead

The lads wouldn't give me the bang last night so I had to do a dirty Cillian and let him initial my chest

by Freenthebean April 11, 2019

CILF

Cheerleader i'd like to fuck

A: woho look at that girl
B: jeah, that's Thao, she is a cheerleader
A: what a CILF
B: Jeah lets bang her!!!!
A: SWEET

by haakki March 24, 2007

CILF

Cereal I'd like to fuck

Mum, did you get more of that CILF? my bran flakes seem to be all "yoghurty" now.

by davenotdave November 18, 2004

cilf

celebrity i'd like to fuck

kanye west

by spamee May 9, 2004

cillit bang

The ***CRAPPY*** spoof advert with the cheesy american format mainly aimed at students and dodgy name playing on sexual connatations - no doubt purely bought for comedy purposes only!

cillit bang will do the job so you do'nt have too!

get the cillit out, this kitchen needs a good seeing too!

by Jenny Barratt :-) January 5, 2005