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Hey, wanna pet my snake? It’s name is Chelsea.
Chelsea by Anonymous Person? July 10, 2018
She is gloriously ineffable, though I will stoop to say she has a wildcat pussy.

Seriously though. She has an unparalleled beauty of body and spirit that could desecrate the average man. And all that come before her are rendered average.

She has a deceptively quick, strong, and agile intelligence that she conceals at all times.

Seeing her with tears in her eyes may make you want to move heaven and earth to wipe them away.

But by all accounts, she in ineffable.
If you ever find Chelsea, pray you never lose her in the sands of time or the oceanic tide of a life lived.
Chelsea by DampMoist May 6, 2021
Chelsea- A person with an AMAZING sense of humor. Chelsea always tells the best jokes. She is kind and is an awesome friend. Always an amazing person to chill with.
Man, that was so nice of Chelsea to get me those nice artist pencils!
Chelsea by ClaireBear🐻 December 31, 2021
Chelsea's are dirty slags who need who needs to learn that they can't get everything in life by the snap of her fingers and she needs to learn that boys hate her and that they don't fancy her
" I hate Chelsea , she is such a slag".
Chelsea by The Truth teller February 14, 2013
A girl who needs glasses so she can see her man is ugly.
Micheals girlfriend Chelsea needs glasses.
Chelsea by Human101101 March 7, 2017
The name you give to your most annoying daughter.
I know I'm supposed to love all of my children equally but Chelsea just makes it so difficult.
Chelsea by Starnewspaper July 18, 2018