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charlie sheen 

charlie sheen

charlie sheen is a character played by charlie harper

in charlie harper's "my dick and me" tv series he plays an old masturbation addicted pianist that lives in his brother's house and tries to avoid masturbation by unpayed prostitution, he is married to berta the housemaid and has alcohol addiction, he is often blackmailed by his 20 yrs younger mother for oral intercourse. the whole series is about his queen feministic experiences with females and his narcism that was caused by sheen's exwife rose lynskey prostata experiments on him
charlie harper gets 1 000 000 per episode on MY DICK AND ME playing charlie sheen
charlie sheen signed his contract for another 3 seasons of MY DICK AND ME on 18th of may 2010 after rumors that supposed that charlie have ended the career

Charlie Sheen 

A chemical, drug-induced party sweat left in & on your clothing. Often after a party, but sometimes when you're at home watching internet videos at 5am.
After that New Years party, my blazer had a wicked Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen by John Hollick December 31, 2014

charlie sheen 

a manwhore who is always drunk or high and has no respect for women
hes just like charlie sheen, a whore
charlie sheen by Clair H. June 11, 2015

Charlie Sheen 

A walking STD who tries to seduce vunreable women.
Charlie Sheen by RobotWizard June 29, 2016

Charlie Sheen 

Man 1: Hey man, you got Charlie Sheen?

Man 2: I have the Sheen, if you got the money.

charlie sheen 

Doing acid and cocaine. You aren't tripping, you aren't wasted, you're WINNING.
-hey man, i pulled a charlie sheen tonight, that's why i tried to kill your cat earlier.

-yeah, you looked like you were winning pretty hard.
charlie sheen by indieskirt October 3, 2011