Actorguy: I need help. In rehearsal, I had to kiss a guy!
Chandler1: because he was just so gosh darn cute?
Chandler2: you're such a chandler(!)
Chandler1: says you!
The act of dating one's partner for an extremely long time, only to propose after decades. A comparatively brief engagement ensues, the wedding happening so soon after that many of the guests don't have time to bring a gift.
"Chandler? I barely even know her! We've only been dating for 23 years... "