A weird little white boy who among other things enjoys being painfully pounded in the butthole by other men, preferably middle aged dads.
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A character generally only seen walking around behind the main action in an ensemble cast show, but who occasionally gets out of line and tries to be part of the main action. A term derived from the show Lost, which may be applied to any character or person who would be better off returning to his or her menial task (such as log carrying) and leaving the important work to the pros.
– “What were the names of those people on Lost who suddenly appeared for two crappy episodes and then got killed off right away?
- “I don’t know- they were log carriers! Who cares?”
- “I don’t know- they were log carriers! Who cares?”
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Get the farter mc carter mug.The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)
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Get the Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier mug.A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.
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