Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.

When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.

by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024

Calumitis

A type of disease found in Rhice-hamsters

Wait does ur Rhice-hamster have “calumitis”

by LILRICKROLLED June 12, 2025

Calums Dick

It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.

yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.

by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018

Calum Thompson

Chad

Everybody loves Calum Thompson

by SenseiC&M83 November 25, 2021

Calum

If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.

Omg... her ex is SUCH a calum

by Candle_burn January 23, 2024

Calum

a cool person who loves ducks and has very much rizz

Look at Jerome being a Calum bro

by Game Prime February 19, 2023

Calum

A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)

Me: Wow look at that amazing person- oh wait that's Calum

by NotCalum'sGirl March 18, 2023