Calums Dick

It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.

yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.

by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018

Calumitis

A type of disease found in Rhice-hamsters

Wait does ur Rhice-hamster have “calumitis”

by LILRICKROLLED June 12, 2025

Calum

If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.

Omg... her ex is SUCH a calum

by Candle_burn January 23, 2024

Calum

a cool person who loves ducks and has very much rizz

Look at Jerome being a Calum bro

by Game Prime February 19, 2023

Calum clennell

Very nice man

Was in the guardian news paper

mmm calum clennell

by anonymous April 5, 2024

calum

A Calum is a small creature generally associated with something like Golem from 'the lord of the rings' they tend to be small white males who hide in the darkness of their rooms waiting for their favourite youtuber to upload a video

Stop being such a calum and go out already

by Shamefvl_ March 20, 2022

Calum

Perfect

Calum, he’s perfect

by Melody Woodward December 12, 2020