Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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calorie-hunting

The practice of strategically finding and procuring food for optimum nutrition and calorie intake through the day. Specifically, looking for edible items after 'chiefing' or smoking ganja.
Robin made her famous chicken alfredo today, so i was forced to go calorie-hunting
by himzistheshiz December 08, 2021
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High Caloried

A heavyset person who consumes a lot of calories, resulting in obesity.
She is a high caloried person who talks about men online.
by The Queen Of Accountability February 24, 2025
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