When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
Get the Calorie Cops mug.A simple, friendly game played with friends, where all that are participating get drunk, and in anyway possible act suspicious to attract the attention of police authority. Then the participants see if they are able to outrun the police while still drunk.
There is often money in involved where those that get caught owe an agreed amount of money to those that manage to get away.
There is often money in involved where those that get caught owe an agreed amount of money to those that manage to get away.
Jay and Rachel were able to out run the police in the game of Cops and mice on the weekend. Alex owed $20 to both Jay and Rachel.
by dustykid March 31, 2009
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by Doc Sigma March 11, 2004
Get the X-Cops mug.people that are trying to make a living like everyone else. When they do their job, idiots blame them for the stupid shit they were doing to begin with.
by Adrian January 8, 2005
Get the cops mug.Old-fashioned British slang for sour-gummi candies. In certain dialects it's also applicable to non-sour fruit snacks.
Geoff: "What did your American cousin get for Easter?"
Leonard: "Oh, some sort of sweets, a bag of chocolates and a bag of cops & robbers."
Geoff: "Ah. I do fancy cops & robbers."
Leonard: "Oh, some sort of sweets, a bag of chocolates and a bag of cops & robbers."
Geoff: "Ah. I do fancy cops & robbers."
by Myles Grathwohl May 17, 2011
Get the Cops & Robbers mug.1) bullies with attitude that think they're tough cause they have guns and walkie talkie
2) bald, fat, ugly pigs that get their sallary from people that earn their money and yet take hapiness, respect, and freedom from people regardless of the law
3) racist biggots that dont deserve everything they get
2) bald, fat, ugly pigs that get their sallary from people that earn their money and yet take hapiness, respect, and freedom from people regardless of the law
3) racist biggots that dont deserve everything they get
gangstaz: that cops on patrol, lets ambush him, ill shoot out his tires, you open fire through his windshild
by criccet October 10, 2005
Get the cops mug.I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.
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