buzzer beater fuck up

When things are going good in your life and think you’re on the path to the next stage, then bam! Buzzer beater fuck up

Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”

John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”

by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022

Buzzer Beater

When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.

*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”

by Gloryboy4life August 5, 2022

Buzzer Beater Dick

When you have sex with your girl and she starts her Pright after.

"Babe I just started my period." "Good thing we banged first. Talk about the Dick that beat the Buzzer! Yeah Buzzer Beater Dick!

by CATALYST O.S. June 8, 2023

Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...

Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...

by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023

buzzer

A noun that is used to greet a friend or positively describe someone. Comes from the “boys are buzzing”.

What’s up buzzer?
Which buzzers came to the party last night?

by StickANDPuck January 12, 2024

Buzzert

someone who is extremely corny, obnoxious, or bothersome. It's a playful way of calling out a person who irritates you with their behavior, often in a rude or ridiculous manner. The word is sometimes associated with individuals who are fake or phony, similar to the term "fugazi" (which means something false or counterfeit). Essentially, a "buzzert" is the type of person who just annoys you to the point where their presence bothers you deeply.
A buster if you will

Rockin that fake behind chain saying he's hard. Such a buzzert

That dude at the gas station is such a buzzert. Won't stop hollering at me

by WizWudderIce January 29, 2025

Scud Buzzer

A gross-looking person who seems to not really care about how they look.

Person 1: Dude, she wore her pajamas to school!
Person 2: I know, what a scud buzzer!

by gallonziarox March 7, 2011