by fnaf1012 October 04, 2022
A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.
"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"
"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"
"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
by Merylstreep2018 February 19, 2018
Hi, this is my friend Cletus. All the kids say his mom and dad are brother and sister. He's a bumpkin.
by Super Patel October 14, 2018
she's my bumpkin
by Andreas2344 January 30, 2022
Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.
by Frank Poncherello February 27, 2023
Slur for a White person; preferably racist, homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, sexist, or a mix of a few.
P1: That Bumpkin over there says gay women dont deserve to masturbate, can't believe people like that actually exist.
by Bumper Sticker June 09, 2018
by 64bitpug December 15, 2021