Reconnaissance Brunch

When you all go to brunch together 'sex and the city' like, and talk about the shit that just happened the night before it's called reconnaissance brunch. Getting intel on last night's misdeeds.

Oh Samantha, I only come to these Reconnaissance Brunches to hear about your antics the previous night.

by Electromagnet May 20, 2011

brunch was crazy

A phrase used to exclaim that you were drunk/high before 12pm. You do not have to actually go to brunch to say this.

Tiffany: Cole, are you okay? You seem tired.
Cole: Yeah sorry... brunch was crazy!

by A. Cline January 23, 2021

Sunday Brunch

Used to relieve tension and/or used as comedy. One of the funniest things you can say as it's the peak of comedy.

rachael (mcadams): And then I told my dog that I'll never speak to him again
Kalani (hilker): Sunday Brunch!
rachael (mcadams):hahahah

by ticklemytets March 20, 2022

Brunch Bro

a bro who goes above and beyond the call of duty of friend ship, is always by your side no matter what

Joe: How come you and Kevin always chill together?
Steven: We're Brunch Bros, duh.

by whattoput August 7, 2016

brunch babe

A basic becky who enjoys matcha french toast, french bulldogs, and summer dresses. Oh, and most importantly a 4-hour bottomless mimosa carb-fest with her bitches on a Saturday, and then a Sunday, and then on nearly every federal holiday wherein most of their time is spent communally swiping on each-others tinder profiles, one-upping each other's shrill cackling like they just heard the greatest joke of all time, sharing the most recent delicious gossip, or blankly staring into their phones ignoring one another after the alcohol and sugar sets in and they are reminded that no amount of putting on the airs of happiness and contentment and bossbabemanship can cover up their sense of low self-worth.

Becky: "Oh-em-gee bitches, cheers to that! Fuck men, but also...let's FUCK SOME MEN" belches

all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them

Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"

...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"

by manillakilla August 30, 2018

Dunch Brunch

When a male is surrounded by women.

"Charlie's lucky he's in nursing. It's a fucking dunch brunch in those classes."

by biznitches III April 13, 2010

hobbit brunch

When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all

Steven awoke suddenly to find his partner Carl having a hobbit brunch

by Fornicater January 11, 2014