Bumper Boobs

When two or more (typically) females either purposely/accidentally/playfully perform one of the following
- “bash boobs”
- “collide breasts”
- “Bop Boobs”
- “Meet at the years”
- “Mushing of the mammories”
- “Jug jousting”
-“Meeting of the melons”

Any type of tit-to-tit combat is typically nuanced within the realm of bumper boobs.

Oh, bumper boobs! It’s an amazing sport where women bop boobs!

“Did you see Mandy and Bernice?! They dumped ‘em out and played bumper boobs!”

“Larry, I don’t know...

by Dickered Ray January 24, 2020

Shadow Bumper

Terminology used to typically describe a caucasian male who has the innate ability to move in on the female lovers of black men and successfully steal them away. Such a man is often blessed with a particularly charismatic swagger, uncompromising tenacity, advanced sexual skill and perhaps most importantly a penis so epic in proportion that it often easily out-impresses any Afrocentric competiton.

Person 1: "Check it out, it only took cracka a week to turn that ho out."

Person 2: "Fuckin' shadow bumper!"

by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008

Blindfold Bumpers

Blindfold Bumpers is a game where you go out to a field with a bunch of friends, put on a blindfold, spin around and yell 'GO.' Whoever crashes with another person first wins.

Want to play Blindfold Bumpers when we go to the park?

by Dybdahller February 22, 2010

Digit Bumper

When it comes to voting, counting, or giving thumbs up on urban dictionary, becoming the Digit Bumper is an amazing and rare experience when there are either 99, 999, or 9999 tallies for a certain thing, and you get to be the Digit Bumper and bump it up to the next digit. The feeling is indescribable.

Bro number 1- "Oh, Shit! Gate Rape has 19,999 votes up on Urban Dictionary!"

Bro number 2- "Damn! Your the next Digit Bumper!!!!"

by youknowmyname12 January 4, 2011

wake-up bumpers

Those little bumps you see mostly on the freeway which they wake you up from microsleep. The driver suddenly fall into a microsleep drifting thier car onto them,producing a super loud noise,it will surely wake you up!

I almost crashed into a road sign until one of those Wake-Up Bumpers saved my life.

by FistOfJusticeTV June 18, 2015

rubber baby buggy bumpers

Movie catchphrase/tongue-twister made famous by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1993 action parody film Last Action Hero. Meant to make fun of typical catchphrases that made action films even more remarkable in the first place, which Arnold himself is well known for.

However, it never caught on when compared to "I'll be back" (also spoofed in Last Action Hero), "Hasta la vista, baby" or "Get to the chopper", which will always be Arnold's top catch phrases.

Jack Slater: You've seen these movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare"? Well, listen to this one: Rubber baby buggy bumpers!

by Mucking Fagnets February 20, 2011

pussy bumper

The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.

My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".

by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008