Bronson

Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil

*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh

by Nobody is a Bitch December 19, 2019

Bronson Juice

The accumulation of piss, sweat and underwear fluff that accumulates under ones foreskin after not showering for a week. Resembles blue cheese fermented with picked onions.

Can you smell that?

Yeah dude, what is it ?

Jim's dick, it's definitely Bronson Juice

by Dad's Undies May 31, 2023

Bronson

Male on male prostitute

Bronson is male on male prostitute

by Regae12 October 2, 2023

playing it bronson

"Playing it Bronson", (like the contemporary, "Playing it Bogart") comes from the movies, specifically the Death Wish series, where Bronson's steel will, unrelenting but silent rage ultimately shows through in a slow burning flame inching up a fuse until an explosion that is violent, quick and dirty.

"I could see that dude was playing it Bronson until he smashed the other guys face and crunched his dick with his boot in a matter of seconds."

by TheRealDelirum August 22, 2018

Bronson

An toxic I’ll-mannered hot tempered anti charismatic individual that randomly starts an argument to people he doesn’t like when they are having a chill day

He was being such a Bronson to Ethan

by OminousGreed November 6, 2021

Bronson

Strong, Masculine, Stylish, Old School, Powerful, and over all just a good ride! Bronsons are probably the best EBikes on the market.

"That guy's riding a Bronson! Lucky dude, what a nice EBike. Can't wait to get mine!"

by Il Bruto May 13, 2024

Bronson

Masculine, old school, strong, brutally handsome, and a great ride. Really just a great EBike!

"My Bronson EBike is so powerful, it looks great too and the battery lasts forever"

by Il Bruto May 10, 2024