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brocking

br-ock-ing or br-ock-ed

-verb
1. the act of a person pretending to work.
2. presenting little to no valuable work however it is received as genius: see; bullshit.
1. "Where is Brock?" "Oh, he's brocking from home today."
2. "I totally brocked that meeting!"
by sandycrack350 September 23, 2010
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brock

slang term meaning bro or brah
can replace anything it rhymes with
Whats up brock?

Brock Obama

The girl at the brock show

The brockness monster

brocklyn we go hard
by Krebchek May 5, 2009
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brock

tall,sexy,good with the ladies,not the smartest but kickass at contact sports,little above average size penis.
.......brock.......is sexy
by footballstar96 September 23, 2009
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brock

VERB - A taunting action that involves flexing one's arms downwards and forwards until the knuckles just barely touch, craning one's neck forward, and grimacing menacingly, tongue slightly protruding from the mouth, while yelling "BLAAAAA!"
It originates from the intimidating pose struck frequently by WWE superstar Brock Lesnar.
"Let's go down to McDonalds, stand outside the play area, and brock the kids crawling out of the giant tube."

"I did the brock in the middle of the dance floor, and everybody cheered."

"I love brocking people for no reason at all."
by Sean Wilkinson March 14, 2003
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The Brock

Unlike the Urban Dictionary's definition for 'Brock', The Brock is a male who is extremely unattractive, athletic, slowly balding, and tends to make people laugh. not the brightest, but worth getting to know.

He tends to throw his money around on entire bottles of alcohol at nightblubs, is known to wear pink Lacoste polo shirts, blue jeans, white belts with matching white shoes.

It is important to note that The Brock is a homosexual and, ironically enough, a homophobe. The Brock can be found in female strip clubs in an attempt to hide his tendancies as well as at many contact sporting events such as rugby
holy cow, that guy is The Brock....for sure. Just look at him

I am The Brock
by byron madison December 16, 2011
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brocked

-verb
to have an admission of love go unreturned
"My girlfriend brocked me the other day when I told her I loved her."
by Sivad Neerg April 2, 2009
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Brocking

The act of being so high, that you have eyes that match brock from pokemon.
by ShanaShamwow June 18, 2013
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