When you bud is so into baseball he considers grown assed men, wearing tight pants, trying to hit a ball and run home is whack off material.
by Shorty and shitty April 16, 2025

by robbo6124 July 28, 2010

1. Guy who gets drunk, gets naked, and makes out with the hottest girl around.
2. Guy who has a huge cock, likes to drink and party hard.
2. Guy who has a huge cock, likes to drink and party hard.
Guy 1. What happened last night?
Guy 2. Dude, you went full Brewer last night.
Guy 1. I did? What all did I do?
Guy 2. You don't remember? You went to Brittany and made out with her then after about 2 mins you and her went to the room upstairs and made her Moab the entire night.
Guy 1. I did? Damn.
Guy 2. She is still in the upstairs room.
Guy 1. How did I get down here then?
Guy 2. You went down stairs to grab another beer and after the first sip you passed out naked on the with the beer still in your hand not spilled.
Guy 2. Dude, you went full Brewer last night.
Guy 1. I did? What all did I do?
Guy 2. You don't remember? You went to Brittany and made out with her then after about 2 mins you and her went to the room upstairs and made her Moab the entire night.
Guy 1. I did? Damn.
Guy 2. She is still in the upstairs room.
Guy 1. How did I get down here then?
Guy 2. You went down stairs to grab another beer and after the first sip you passed out naked on the with the beer still in your hand not spilled.
by Guy who knows everything 24/7 March 17, 2017

by Daquavious_1 September 30, 2021

by Jmb33 May 8, 2018

When a drunk girl gags while giving head and vomits on your dick... But cleans it up and finishes the job.
by Anna Chovychoney October 29, 2021
