BRS Syndrome (breakup rebellious Syndrome)

This is a syndrome that happens after a dramatic break up where the person who suffered the biggest lost after the break up goes into a frenzy of clubbing and smashing (sex) with random guys or girls to try and forget about the lost they just suffered.
Usually divided into 3 stages:
1st stage-person goes hard! does not stop for anything and just hits the clubs and the night life every weekend
2nd stage- after stage one she/he either tones it down or kicks it up a notch
3rd stage- the effects of the break up start to wore off and the person comes into realization that they did too much damage around town ;)

ive seen that chick go out soo much after her BF broke up with her, yeah she must be on that BRS Syndrome (breakup rebellious Syndrome)

by Playas Perspective February 24, 2011

text message breakup

1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.

2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.

3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.

Phone is buzzing

Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.

Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.

by mdraven22 November 6, 2009

Winning the Breakup

There are a few things you can do to accomplish this goal- first and foremost though, you need to bang a new girl(s). DO NOT, however, get a new girlfriend. This only exudes desperation and is a sure fire way to lose the breakup, miserably. Your Ex will think even less of you than when they broke up with you (another tip to win the breakup- initiate the breakup).
And if you do get a new girlfriend quick, make sure that they are at least better looking than your Ex, so your Ex isn't glad to see you stoop to new lows.

Bro 1: Dude she got right into another relationship. And with that guy? Damn, desperado much?
Bro 2 (initiator of breakup): Yeah, what a joke. She says she's winning the breakup. I call yet another victory in this breakup.
Bro 1: Yeah. That's just sad. You've definitely won the breakup.

by Bro2(initiator of the breakup) June 15, 2012

Redneck Breakup Game

When you live in the sticks, you understand that your best friends are going to be there till the end, knowing this, your best friend just broke up with his girlfriend, now hes sad, how do you make him feel better? Get him drunk! The redneck breakup game is when one friend has a tough breakup, you and him spend the next day-month together, constantly with a beer in your hand and his. There is no way to win the game, and the point of the game it to make him feel better. The game is about being as drunk as possible before the hangover hits. Generally 3-4 days in, hes forgotten about the breakup.

Hell yeah, but it'l be okay, Jim is treatin' him to the redneck breakup game

by stamoosong July 25, 2011

Companionate Breakup

the collaborative, amicable and (ironically) emotionally connecting ending of a relationship done when emotionally mature, emotionally healthy people respectfully acknowledge their differing wants and needs and agree together within a context of mutual respect to end the aspects of their relationship which do not serve them, sometimes enabling them to part as friends with love in their hearts.

Mature people in love who find that they just aren't right for each other don't have to find some bullshit reasons to hate each other to justify ending the relationship, they can recognize what isn't working and communicate, to have a companionate breakup.

by Creative Suggestions May 20, 2015

Walmart Breakup

When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.

I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.

by rocky-roadhouse-icecream July 17, 2016

A Breakup Coma

A coma that follows from a depressing breakup, and the unplugging of the life support shortly follows.

David had broken up with his girlfriend, and shortly after he fell into a breakup coma.

by bani20 January 15, 2021