bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

clown bread

When your such a clown that your not even considered a clown anymore. You're considered something even more stupid.

Basically the superiority to clown

Guy 1: Your such a clown bro!
Guy 2: 🤡🍞
Guy 1: *dies to how powerful the clown bread is*

by YourEverydayRetard March 12, 2021

the ninja bread man

a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.

"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"

"what do u think killed him detective?"

"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"

by pigaloo September 30, 2009

brown bread

Meaning - dead. Originating from london, England

Phrase - You're brown bread sun shine.

Translation - Im going to kill you young man.

by Will July 25, 2004

GARLIC BREAD

LISTEN HERE YOU WEE BASTARDS, GARLIC BREAD IS GODS FOOD AND YOU CANT LIVE WITH OUT IT. ALL HAIL THE BREAD OF THE GARLIC. AMEN🙏🙏🙏

White Bread: OMG, do you see that fit peice of bread!
Brown Bread: YES! That's a Garlic Bread!!!!!

by Indian Warrior aka Raman June 9, 2019

Bread

Cash, money, paper....etc

I don't pimp hoes for the head, I do it for the bread

by da_preach August 23, 2003

Lay the Bread

“Laying the bread,” often confused with the phrase “get the bread,” does not refer to one getting money but one getting or trying to get at someone. People who often lay the bread associate the term with 🍞 or 🥖.

If you see someone trying to get and someone you would say:
“Lay the bread” or “*name* is Laying the Bread”

Ex. Dom hits on Rosie.
The boys call over to Dom,”Lay the bread.”

by ThatOneBlasianKid November 26, 2019