Bought me

When you by accident get bitten by a rabbit and you mispronounce bitten by bought

Ouch! My finger hurts, this rabbit bought me

by Xsparky August 26, 2022

Get bought

Something you say when you buy something for a homie

John doesn’t want Michael to buy him his drink Michael buys it anyway looks at John and says “Get bought”.

by Idiot’s who rite, August 05, 2022

Get bought

Something you say when you buy something for a homie

John is buying a drink but before he can pay for it Michael pays for it and says “Get bought”.

by Idiot’s who rite, August 05, 2022

Bought a small piece of the bank

When you suck a fart out of a midgets butthole.

Tiny was feeling gassy so I bought a small piece of the bank.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 10, 2017

We bought it to snort it

If you buy a bag, you should finish it. Drugs are made to be had, not saved.

Are you going to finish that coke?
Yeah, we bought it to snort it.

by SpaceTime69_ April 22, 2022

Store Bought Cake

a thick prostitute

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?

by peekaboobitch November 26, 2019