bitchy friend

one of those friends of yours that when around you they act like ya'll are best friends. when not around you they ignore you, one word you, talk shit, don't give a fuck about the friendship, but still call you their best friend.

godddd she is such a bitchy friend to her, why do they even still call each other friends.

by woahdog August 19, 2009

botchry

Commonly used in Ottawa, Ontario.

Sometimes used in it's short form of "botch"

Botchry is another word for bitch or slut.

Almost always used as an insult, and sometimes while "chirping" someone.

Origins are said to come from either Woodroffe or Nepean High School.

Sometimes used as batree (incorrect).

She hooked up with him?! What a botchry!

I can't believe you won't pick me up - you're such a botch!

B-b-b-b-botchry!

by BOTCHRY October 15, 2007

botched

to fail completely at something or get owned in one way or another

While jamie was walking he tripped and fell and got botched big time

by Lethalyuh May 10, 2010

bitchy

pissed off

she is being bitchy watch out

by Phil August 16, 2003

Botched

When a person has a horrible looking head

You got with her last night? She is so botched!

by Smako1512 October 27, 2017

Botchiv

(noun) Highest, most fabulous and amazingly kickass version of bitch, not to be confused with the common or “basic” bitch.
Synonyms: Queen, Diva, Countess, Royal Highness, Empress, etc.

He thinks that he is worthy of a high class Botchiv such as myself? I don't think so.

by mrs_smith27 May 29, 2015

Botch artist

To botch, bungle, or ruin things so routinely and elegantly that it becomes a transcendent art form. Medieval botch artists were known for their depictions of landscapes on portrait canvas with dog poop. Revived in modern times to refer to those select few who botch everything in life naturally.

"Jonathan ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall and reported himself to the police then pissed in a corner on camera."

"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."

by Billiam Valerie February 4, 2017