bonk-on

a 'bonk-on' is another term used to describe an erect penis due to arousal

"my God Dave, did you see that girl?! she's fine! I've got a bit of a bonk-on now"

by TomTom20 June 23, 2008

yoink and boink

The act of kidnapping and subsequently raping a victim.

"Just wait 'til that honey stops to tie her shoe, that's when it's time for the yoink and boink!"

by D. Money February 20, 2008

Bonkenhi

The above definition is a lie. Trust me.

Person 1: Who's Bonkenhi?
Person 2: Idk, some liar.

by urban care July 2, 2008

Boinked

When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked

ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED

by bonkers_420 May 10, 2019

bonk

The act of sexual intercourse.

I could do with a good bonk.

It's bonking time.

by Wez May 3, 2004

bonk

Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.

I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.

by Comedy Dave June 5, 2004

bonk

The sound that "The Scout" character makes when hitting enemies with his aluminium baseball bat in the video game Team Fortress 2.

Who want's some a' this! BONK!

by Timic83 June 12, 2008