Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!
by Wesleyan October 3, 2007
Get the Mail-order booty call mug.When a person or customer befriends you only to milk IT support (technical support or help desk type activities) from you. Much like a booty call except here the person is just using the other person for technical support and no actual booty or the like is exchanged. In this case it is apparent that the relationship is just to get easy access to technical help when the calls or instant messages always lead to: "Can you fix my printer or my internet is down can you help me?"
Kim: "Hey Carmelo how are you?"
Carmelo: "Hey Kim, I'm fine, how are you?" How was your weekend?"
Kim: "My weekend was fine thank you, but listen i need your help, I can't print and you always fix it faster than anyone else can you help me?"
Carmelo says to self: "why does she only call me to fix her computer problems?"
Johnny: Bro why do you always fall for the IT support booty call, you know she really doesn't like you right?
The next call starts the same way but leads to another IT (no) booty call!
Carmelo: "Hey Kim, I'm fine, how are you?" How was your weekend?"
Kim: "My weekend was fine thank you, but listen i need your help, I can't print and you always fix it faster than anyone else can you help me?"
Carmelo says to self: "why does she only call me to fix her computer problems?"
Johnny: Bro why do you always fall for the IT support booty call, you know she really doesn't like you right?
The next call starts the same way but leads to another IT (no) booty call!
by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) January 21, 2011
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Booty call (n) - Someone who receives a txt/call by a anther person between the times of 11pm - to early morning for a hookup. The person will usually greet the booty call with a simple "hey" or "what's up?" “Or I miss you “The person enjoys using the booty call for sex and nothing else. The booty call usually enjoys this act of douche-bag-ness and returns for more.
by Poetgirl123 July 30, 2019
Get the Booty call mug.When you become close enough friends with someone that you feel comfortable calling them to fill them in after a really big shit
by Philiper February 24, 2023
Get the Booty Call mug.Spontaneous summons - often made via telephone - to arrange liaisons to watch Disney films on a ad-hoc basis
Note: Disney booty calls do not take place after midnight otherwise the Disney movie magic is lost and disaster often follows.
Note: Disney booty calls do not take place after midnight otherwise the Disney movie magic is lost and disaster often follows.
by Walt Disney the third September 17, 2012
Get the disney booty call mug.In football, "Booty call" was originally meant to describe a terrible audible at the line of scrimmage. The definition is ascribed to the many bumbling check-offs by hack USC quarterback and all-around moron, John David Booty.
Because the USC offensive line would often get "bent over" by the opposing defense after a Booty call, the term evolved to mean getting driven to Fudgetown on the salami train, and finally, it meant simply getting laid. "Booty call" is now defined as a regular, easy sex partner (usually female).
Because the USC offensive line would often get "bent over" by the opposing defense after a Booty call, the term evolved to mean getting driven to Fudgetown on the salami train, and finally, it meant simply getting laid. "Booty call" is now defined as a regular, easy sex partner (usually female).
Q: Why the f*&k didn't you block for me on that play?!? I got whacked!!!
A: It wasn't my fault, yo, it was that go*%amned Booty call. Let's go get some pussy.
A: It wasn't my fault, yo, it was that go*%amned Booty call. Let's go get some pussy.
by Thaddeus E. Bergamuffin April 9, 2006
Get the Booty call mug.Mid sexual intercourse you shove a cell phone in your partners ass, call it, she shits it out, and you talk dirty to her over the phone!
by Kyle Kleeman March 18, 2008
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