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A bobross9988 is a very nice and poggers creature, with a love for Emo's with long black hair & 70yr old Scientists.
They are constantly horny, and will sing the 'Whip-NaeNae' as a mating call.
British emo with long black hair: "Hey do you hear the Whip NaeNae?"
70yr old Scientist: "Oh god, there must be a bobross9988 around here somewhere.."
by Bepis Bean November 30, 2021
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Boffo

'Boffo' refers to a tool for creating illusion, specifically to propagandise a position of power. It originates from Terry Pratchett's book "Wintersmith", where Tiffany, an apprentice witch to the ancient Miss Treason, discovers that stuck to the bottom of a skull she is dusting is a price tag from Boffo's Magic Shop, completely destroying her illusion that the skull is authentic human remains. She then finds a Boffo Magic Shop catalogue and discovers that Miss Treason's spooky house is in fact peppered with props from Boffo's, right down to the purple wart on the end of her mistress's nose.

Rather than being motivated by an act of self-aggrandisement, however, Miss Treason understands that her villagers need her to fulfil the role of the all-powerful witch in order to wield the authority required to settle disputes and keep everyone in line. 'Boffo' is way of creating the illusion that everyone needs for village life to remain peaceful.

In a nutshell, 'boffo' can be thought of as anything that acts as a social marketing tool to change perception. Everything from company logos to uniforms to lipstick creates a particular, often illusory, version of reality, and could be called boffo. Sometimes this even serves a purpose beyond personal gain. The white coat of the doctor is a good example - it serves as a symbol of medical authority and in the past has helped people accept the role of the doctor as expert.
Flicking through the pages of Vogue, she realised that the advertisements were simply boffo; they created an illusion of exclusivity which kept her in a place of constant, low-grade desire.
by Lunafi June 21, 2022
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Bafro

–noun
1.a hair style originating with balding black persons, in which the hair is allowed to grow and fall out naturally and to acquire a bushy yet shiny appearance.
This rain's gonna ruin my bafro!
by Bruno The Stylist October 17, 2010
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befronted

"That doesn't befront me just so I get my rent money next Tuesday," George Thorogood and the Destroyers.
by Chris Mester May 21, 2004
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BOFO

Big old floppy one or big old fake ones. May be used to describe tits or dicks.
Man 1: Man she had some big tits.

Man 2: Yeah, those are some bofos!
by Onlythetruth599 January 15, 2015
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Boromirred

Referring to the scene in the Fellowship of the Ring, in which Boromir gets shot with five arrows and keeps fighting.

When one gets completely and utterly destroyed by something, but not without a reasonable fight.

Downright overkill by something.
Man, I got so boromirred by that test.

Look at this dipshit on COD. Dude got fuckin' boromirred.
by hipsturrr November 20, 2010
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bofox

Powerful drug disseminated to viewers of and those interviewed by Fox News. Akin to the nerve-deadening injections (botox) which relax facial muscles to promote a more youthful appearance, bofox is injected into the brain via nerve cells connected to the ears and eyes in order to deaden parts of the brain associated with youthful, liberal thinking. Frequent neurological injections result in the conversion of the viewer into a Republican. Lethal dosages are not common due to the frequent interruption of these sensory injections by stupid commercials.
...When we return, Bill O'Reilly has an interview with Lebanese bankers who claim to have ties to Hillary Clinton.
(CUT TO COMMERCIAL) HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!! HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!! HEAD ON!! I LOVE YOUR PRODUCT BUT I HATE YOUR COMMERCIALS!! (Return to air)
Continuing our story, Hillary Clinton injects herself with BOFOX and denies claims that she is supporting terrorism by funneling campaign money through a bank in her former home state of Arkansas the supports terrorism and funds Al Quaeda. This smacks of her flip flop on the Iraq war vote. Viewers who don't want to speak out of both sides of their mouths like Hillary need to turn the sound down to diminish the effects of BOFOX and prevent the chance of an overdose.
by Gunner Mench July 8, 2007
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