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Ironing Board

When A Girls Chest Is So Flat You Can Iron On It
Me(Legend)"Shit, I've Went On Holiday Without My Ironing Board!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"
by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010
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Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills
by spike827 October 20, 2023
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boatdrainks

A fruity, frosty beverage made with a blender that starts off innocent enough but ends with inappropriate and uncalled for advances, tears, sometimes fistfights, and always apologies (the following day).
Pass the boatdrainks! Girl, your man is looking FINE.
by Big Stacy March 8, 2005
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Boardgame bitch

A down bitch who deals cards, tokens, or any other game pieces during board games. Typically sets it up and cleans it up too.
Me: boardgamebitch can you sort all the cards into 7 piles
Boardgame bitch: *sorts cards into 7 piles*
by Fucocks July 21, 2015
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Boedeker

The act of going to lunch or dinner and "forgetting" to bring your wallet leaving your friends to pay for you.
Jeremy "Boedekered" me twice last month. He now owes me $27.
by Dresus January 12, 2022
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Shark Uterus Board

An often heard/misheard derivative of Charcuterie Board. A Shark Uterus or Sharkutery Board is often present at gatherings where food is served buffet style. The board generally consist of meats (especially smoked fish), cheese and occasionally nuts or preserves.

This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).
Anita's shark uterus board was the delight of her hungry dinner guests.

Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.
by Deermountain Sage February 3, 2022
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Disinformation Governance Board

(Abbreviated DGB): modern version of the ministry of truth as defined by George Orwell's 1984
If you're concerned about living under Stalin's KGB, you should be well concerned about the disinformation governance board and its activities.
by Sexydimma May 1, 2022
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