The act of blowfishing is when a couple invites another man into the bedroom for a threesome. The husband then ejaculates into the other man's ass and then proceeds to suck his own semen out and blow it into his wife's vagina in hopes to produce a child. If and only does the wife get pregnant can it be considered a blowfish.
Hey man, want to come over this weekend and blowfish my wife?
Son, you were conceived as a product of the good old blowfish.
Son, you were conceived as a product of the good old blowfish.
by Whitevanroofers May 8, 2024
Get the Blowfishmug. by LBriggs85 March 10, 2018
Get the Blowfishmug. When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.
Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”
Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”
Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”
by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021
Get the peruvian blowfishmug. Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023
Get the Blowfish Cowboymug. Hootie or blowfish can be defined as either being a good time (the hootie) or a waste of time (the blowfish).
Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...
Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...
by Aha!A.TT.IC June 14, 2018
Get the Hootie or blowfishmug. The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"
by GUMBLEBEAST May 15, 2021
Get the Chinese Blowfishmug. It's when you put your balls on a girls eye sockets and then blow a load in her mouth and her cheeks puff out.
by itzfuzz March 10, 2016
Get the Arabian Blowfishmug.