Suburban Blowfish

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.
I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.
by Happy_Flasher October 01, 2020
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The Salty Blowfish

The sexual act in which a man goes down on a woman to suck sperm from her vagina so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH"
The pornstars Jackie Cumsmore and Jimmy spits both won Golden Hole Awards for their roles in The Salty Blowfish Spits.
by Hacktheworld October 09, 2021
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Blowfish

A fish in the Tetraodontidae family that lives in the Indian Ocean, and other subtropical bodies of water. This fish contrary to belief does not blow itself up but rather performs mouth congress to passing scuba divers/snorkelers.
I was swimming in the tropics and suddenly a Blowfish started tugging at my swimsuit fly!
by OzzieTrump August 04, 2019
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Blowfish

Susan gave me a blowfish when I ate her ass!
by LBriggs85 March 10, 2018
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Blowfish

A chick that gives head while in a pool, hot tub, or jacuzzi.
Dude that chick is a blowfish. She gave me a bj in my parents pool last night
by SlappaDaBassMan March 08, 2015
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Blowfish

The act of blowfishing is when a couple invites another man into the bedroom for a threesome. The husband then ejaculates into the other man's ass and then proceeds to suck his own semen out and blow it into his wife's vagina in hopes to produce a child. If and only does the wife get pregnant can it be considered a blowfish.
Hey man, want to come over this weekend and blowfish my wife?

Son, you were conceived as a product of the good old blowfish.
by Whitevanroofers May 08, 2024
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Blowfish

A fake bitch

Blowfish are 100% fake they puff up to look big and it's just fake so a blowfish is a fake person or fake bitch 🐡
Your a blowfish

Kyla's such a blowfish

Don't be a blowfish

Fuck off blowfish
by Blowfish January 14, 2016
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