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peruvian blowfish

When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.
Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”

Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”
by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021
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Jamaican blowfish

When two males dock their penile, and one ejaculates into others penis hole
Andrew and rachel had a jamaican blowfish last night #LIT
by 07silverado March 4, 2017
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Hootie and the blowfish

Having a hooker blow cocaine through a straw up your ass
Before i banged that hooker she gave me a hootie and the blowfish
by bhizzle September 19, 2019
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Blowfish

The act of blowfishing is when a couple invites another man into the bedroom for a threesome. The husband then ejaculates into the other man's ass and then proceeds to suck his own semen out and blow it into his wife's vagina in hopes to produce a child. If and only does the wife get pregnant can it be considered a blowfish.
Hey man, want to come over this weekend and blowfish my wife?

Son, you were conceived as a product of the good old blowfish.
by Whitevanroofers May 8, 2024
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Reverse blowfish

Johnny gave me a reverse blowfish last weekend!
by Jbabyyy31 December 14, 2024
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Chinese Blowfish

The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"
by GUMBLEBEAST May 15, 2021
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Hootie or blowfish

Is something a good time, or a waste of time.

Hootie: a good time

Blowfish: a waste of time
Hootie or blowfish can be defined as either being a good time (the hootie) or a waste of time (the blowfish).

Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...
by Aha!A.TT.IC June 14, 2018
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