blogger

A rancid ass cheese who fanticizes that someone will read his/her pathetic shit. Who gives a fuck what they think about anything? They're geeks who jack off with visions of the geometry teacher dancing in their pointy little heads.

I went to crap a gnarley turd but a blogger came out instead.

by hoze-a January 15, 2006

blogger

An internet diary writer. Or more accurately, a whinging, wining, insecure, sympathy-craving, self-indulgent, self-important, over-privileged 'feeling: meh' scum of the internet/universe.

'Welcome back to my blog, fellow blogger!!1! Today I'm feeling like the world is terrible and I just can't seem to find my place in it. Also, I think everyone hates me. I'm feeling a bit meh tbh. And to top it all, I think I'm coming down with a snuffly-cold!'

by Roger Rowley September 21, 2005

Freeway Blogger

A person who places political banners (usually home made) so they can be seen by large numbers of drivers.

"ecopocalypse now" is one of the most common slogans put up by the California Freeway Blogger this year.

by Tasno September 5, 2012

blogger mom

A new age mom who finds time to blog as well as take her kids to school, camps and soccer practice.

"Her kids play soccer, but she's more of a blogger mom than soccer mom."

by secondmilestyle October 8, 2009

Blagged

Something that confuses you (specially when stoned) Normally in other forms of the word ie/ Blaggin, Blags

Dude, that blagged my head

or

Thats fuckin blaggin!

Or

That blags!

by Gouldy May 25, 2006

Bloggery

Blather and boring comments that some blogger enters in a blog without much thought, consideration or style. Blah Blah Blah posing as meaningful commentary.

Her newspaper columns are much better than her blog which slips into bloggery of the worst kind.

by Songpoet April 30, 2006

Logger Blogger

A fucktard. Combination of the word Logger and blogger. It is a word that has no comeback if the victim does not know the meaning.

Shut up you stupid logger blogger!

by StNaAnKn July 29, 2004