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cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.
Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.
by Moojostuff November 18, 2009
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nutt blocked

when a girl is giving a guy head and pleasuring him to the point where he cannot control himself and is not paying attention to his pleasuring of the girl. once busting a nutt is finished while she is pissed off and still very horny in need of an orgasm
hey gurl, yeah last night when me and boo was messing around i got nutt blocked again piss me off
by t0tianna July 27, 2010
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Cart Blocked

Cart Blocked: When flying in an airplane and you have to pee but can't get to the bathroom because the snack/beveridge cart is blocking the path to the bathroom.
Douglas was flying to Cincinnati from Seattle and was regretting drinking a lot of soda pop now that he was cart blocked and his bladder was ready to burst.
by D-Mo Seattle July 29, 2010
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booger blocked

1.) When you pick a large, viscous booger while driving and are unable to flick it out the window before arriving at your destination.

2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.
"Do you have a tissue, I was booger blocked on the way here."
by PopeAbsurd October 13, 2011
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Season Blocked

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill
Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!
by Wintera83 September 15, 2018
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Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.
'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III
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Bible Blocked

When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.
I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.
by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010
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