bladder

fucking retarded part of ur body that thinks three am is a good time to take a piss.

bladder: ay sup g
me: wtf bruh it's 3 am
bladder: too bad

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

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Jack of Blades

A powerful being, older than time itself. When gods and demons ruled over all, when man had not yet set foot on the earth, and creatures roamed that only your most terrible nightmares could begin to imagine, even then Jack was old. His mask is a soul shell, which explains how he has lived so long. His soul resides in it. The mask itself tempting foolish yet powerful heroes to wear it, thereby giving Jack a new body. His greatest accomplishment is bringing forth the Sword of Aeons form a dark void... Then getting his arse whooped by a Hero.

Jack of Blades: The Gods and Demons you fear and worship are insignifigant fleas compared to my power!!

by Juraga January 7, 2006

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Blad

Blad/blud/blood, blad being the london pronounciation of the word, is not a ''chav'' word. It actually comes from jamaica and comes from the meaning of brother, of part of ones blood line, saying that someone is close to them. The word has just been taken on by the inner city ''youts'' as part of everyday language.

''wat u sayin blad''

''blaaaad this boy gettin me vex''

by Ben the man of knowledge. January 31, 2005

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squirrel bladder

often used in reference to those who urinate every few minues after they break the seal. not a reference to phallis size, simply a reference to bladder size.

Wow, you're going to pee again? You just went roughly 49 seconds ago. You've defintely got squirrel bladder.

by DDG September 8, 2006

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