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Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
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Back Office Bitch

A term used by USAF Security Forces members. Generally refers to a female who has guzzled enough spuzzle to secure a lax desk job.
POSairman1-"Whatever happened to that new cunt we got on flight a few weeks ago?"
POSairman2-"Shes a back office bitch now. If you need her I think shes under the commander's desk."
by pat790 September 2, 2010
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Back office monkey

B.O.M for short. An employee of a financial service firm who pushes paper ie: does cost accounting, settles accounts, etc. This employee thinks that by becoming a Chartyred Financial Analyst, they will move to a more glamorous front office position and make more money. B.O.M's are easily placated by free donuts or pizza.
Douchebag and Lion are both destined to be back office monkeys for Harvey Industries.
by freshwoman June 30, 2005
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back office

I know it's that time of the month, but I can always use the back office.

I want to scrape your back office with a spoon.
by erodut November 15, 2013
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blackoff

When you masturbate while black out drunk. It's actually quite enjoyable.
Example of a blackoff:

Timothy, "Man after drinking two four lokos last night I blackedoff"

Maroney, "How did you know?"

Timothy, "Well, I woke up with my pants around my ankles and jizz all over my stomach."
by Arthur Rhodes December 4, 2010
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