Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.
by Fogus GuireMac April 5, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. by johnjoesafatso March 25, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. by The Actual Jesus March 29, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. by Sheenisms March 29, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. A word Charlie Sheen uses to describe himself.
by Dallasofdoom March 29, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 27, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. The belief that something has been won more than once, only to discover that you are indeed bipolar and have not won anything.
A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"
A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.
by sup3rsawy3rs March 27, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug.