bencel

a bencel is someone who is abnormally obsessed with the artist ben folds. they typically will drop ben folds factoids throughout casual conversation, whether you like it or not. a majority of the music they listen to is ben folds/ben folds five or is at least adjacent. they almost certainly wear glasses (or have the vibe of someone who does) and play some sort of instrument. they are huge nerds, always. they will always ask you to listen to ben folds/ben folds five and cannot pick up when someone does not want to listen to ben folds, they will keep pushing until you listen to at least one song. some of the most interesting but fun people to be around, you can always get a good conversation outta these guys. derived from the word "incel".

"Did you know there's only 3 people in Ben Folds Five? Ben said he called it Ben Folds Five just because it sounded better than Ben Folds Three!"
"I really don't care, please go be a bencel around someone else."

by asbestos boy January 25, 2024

Botcel

A hopelessly delusional creature who spends all day chatting with AI bots, convinced they're in a deep, mutual relationship with lines of code.
They treat apps like CHAI as their personal harem generator, cycling through Clanker variations like Pokémon evolutions — except sadder.
Instead of touching grass, they Goon to emotionally unavailable bots who only reply because they're programmed to.
No rizz. No life. Just Wi-Fi and delusion.

Priya: "I’m in a relationship with a CHAI character."
Me: "Get a life you botcel"

by Radiantnutter August 8, 2025

BetaElder

A term of endearment to those playing downshot, a popular virtual reality game.

Example: You are a BetaElder and I love you.

by Sir Guy the Guy December 18, 2025

Joe Bencel

One of the few founding creators of this marvelous website

Yo that guy Joe Bencel really started something great.... What a dude

by Joe Bencel April 5, 2015

Blaze Bethell

A man child who likes to pick little kids to make himself seem large. loves a slide in the dms and on the road with his skate board, was once with tasmin kitson but then broke up with her due to her not letting him grab her ass.

your being a bit of a blaze bethell right now

by blazenibba October 14, 2018

Jayden Bethell

a beautiful boy

person 1: “I heard that guy’s name is Jayden Bethell”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a beautiful boy”

by lycheejuice January 30, 2021

Daniel Betelie

The absolute fittest human alive

Daniel betelie up and down

by Haytch9x December 29, 2023