A hopelessly delusional creature who spends all day chatting with AI bots, convinced they're in a deep, mutual relationship with lines of code.
They treat apps like CHAI as their personal harem generator, cycling through Clanker variations like Pokémon evolutions — except sadder.
Instead of touching grass, they Goon to emotionally unavailable bots who only reply because they're programmed to.
No rizz. No life. Just Wi-Fi and delusion.
They treat apps like CHAI as their personal harem generator, cycling through Clanker variations like Pokémon evolutions — except sadder.
Instead of touching grass, they Goon to emotionally unavailable bots who only reply because they're programmed to.
No rizz. No life. Just Wi-Fi and delusion.
by Radiantnutter August 08, 2025
