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bellend

literally means the end of a cock.

general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.

self obsessed twat that usually smellf
‘how’s your brother?’
‘oh, he’s being a fucking bellend.’
by fucking slag September 29, 2022
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Bellend

A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.
Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it

Will: *calls child protection services

Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard

Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
by Straight as Jimmy November 8, 2020
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Bellend

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
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International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.
"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."
by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021
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bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin
His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
by Urbanboi March 20, 2022
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Bellend

William mccue likes the end of a Bobbie so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
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bellend

search up "bellend" on google lol get pranked
by ChameLeonTV September 3, 2019
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