literally means the end of a cock.
general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.
self obsessed twat that usually smellf
general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.
self obsessed twat that usually smellf
by fucking slag September 29, 2022
Get the bellend mug.A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.
Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it
Will: *calls child protection services
Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard
Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
Will: *calls child protection services
Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard
Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
by Straight as Jimmy November 8, 2020
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Get the Bellend mug.The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.
by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021
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The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
by Urbanboi March 20, 2022
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