Baltimore Blue Crab

An act where a woman places her legs behind her head, and you then place her in a full-nelson and fuck her in the ass.

I gave my wife a Baltimore Blue Crab, a month ago, she couldn't walk for a week!

by Vicdamonius September 9, 2011

Baltimore Handshake

1) handjob; 3rd base(m).

Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"

Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."

Steve: "Nice."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

baltorn

To take trolling to the extreme, using baits to provoke excessive and negative reactions from other posters, and nullifying any possible debate.

Don't go baltorn on my thread !
You pulled a successful baltorn this time.

by mosha_gaad August 23, 2006

Baltimore Whitefish

A condom floating in the Harbour.... along with all the other shit in there. If you look really hard through the grease rainbows, you might see one in its natural habitat.

"Hey look, hoawn, there's a Bawlmer Whitefish in the wooter..."
"Fuck that, let's get back to Blair so we can hit Haver tonight."

by City Forever. December 30, 2004

balltrasound

An Ultrasound of the testicles, balls, or nuts.

That hot radiology tech put warming gel on my nuts right before my balltrasound.

by ClawDaddy October 21, 2009

baltie

The act of stepping on gum

OH SHIT!, ANOTHER BALTIE! THIS IS MY 3rd TIME TODAY!

by jolibee September 1, 2010

balltox

The cutting-edge, medical procedure of injecting one's scrotum with botox in an effort to reduce the number of visible lines and wrinkles

Dude 1: my girlfriend won't go down on me anymore; she says my sack looks like an old man's turkey-neck.

Dude 2: dude, you know what will fix that...some balltox.

by maestro326 August 18, 2013