Foamy Barista

Ejaculating into a glass and stirring it vigorously until foaming occurs. You then empty the glass onto your partner's face.

Dang brother, you better put a tarp down before you give her the ol' Foamy Barista.

by clagmodeous February 20, 2020

Flight Barista

Another term for flight attendant.

the flight barista came by with the cart with the food

by the_wandering_nomad February 4, 2021

Batister

When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech

Crowd Talking while the Batister is talking
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista

by Still Waiting23232456 October 7, 2009

Jose Bautista

The most bad-ass motherfucker to ever play for the greatest team in MLB history aka the Toronto Blue Jays. Anyone who lives in Toronto or the surroundng area who doesnt know his name should be shot. Currently the most feared name in baseball after bashing a mind blowing 54 homeruns in 2010. Every time he comes up to the plate whether the bases are empty or full you expect something magical and the pitcher is trying not to shit his pants. This guy feasts on all fastballs especially those delivered by pitchers of the ass clown yankees (who he HATES) or the dried up red sox. Once he puts the ball out of its misery he gives the nearest opposing player a death stare until he turns to stone. This guy wont stop until he brings a world series title back to the great white north where it belongs because everyone knows the yankees are overrated. BLUE JAYS FOREVER

Jose Bautista is a home run machine

by jaysfan22 May 18, 2011

Ratchanista Barista

Noun. A surly, pretentious, unattractive barista employed at a corporate coffee house who displays heaping amounts of hubris, judgment and attitude when it comes to your lack of knowledge about their sizes and specialty drinks.

"That Ratchanista Barista got all huffy when I didn't know what a Grande Caramel Machiatto was and she gave me an attitude."

by UltimateShade February 2, 2014

Barista

A hipster that works at Starbucks and serves coffee in uber-cool style that a hipster would.

"I'm afraid of that barista. Too much hipster crap going on."
"Am i wearing my diaper today? I hope so because I have to get some coffee from that barista."
"Hey, when is my hipster coffee going to be ready? May as well go ask that barista."

by SnakeySteve21 November 11, 2012

barista

A female worker in an espresso bar. Related to baristo (male) and baristi (plural)

The barista steamed the milk to make a perfectly frothy cappucino.

by sabertooth May 22, 2006