douche-balloon

Someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.

what a douche-balloon!!

by insultURface September 16, 2010

balloon finger

The tenderness in one's fingertip and fingernail that results from inflating and knotting a large number of balloons.

Helping set up for my nephew's birthday party gave me a wicked case of balloon finger.

by Anna LeStache May 11, 2010

xD balloon

xD ballons or xD ballons is literally a balloon with an "xD" face on it. It symbolizes laughter or something funny happening.

Frank: I wet my pants last night.
Jon: xD balloons!

by Theknight330 November 7, 2009

Beef Balloon

When a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.

A beef balloon is when a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.

by Tony Anzola July 1, 2008

balloon land

The place where balloons fly off to when they are either lost or popped. This land was invented by great philosipher Rhiannon Lloyd and is even further away than mars. Balloon land is a very peaceful place without war.

"Dont worry sally, its sad that your balloon has gone, i know, but its gone to a better place"

by Rhiannon Lloyd January 19, 2004

balloon boy

the son of an attention whore.

Rick: "My dad wants me to hide in the attic!"

Jeff: "Congrats Rick! You are now an official balloon boy"

by Jeff Cancer October 19, 2009

dropped like a lead balloon

1. "Dropped like a lead balloon" is a phrase, not a word, but it is none the less an old expression that means literally and/or figuratively that something will not fly. That it will drop like a rock, etc...

He told the boss his new idea for the ad campaign and it dropped like a lead balloon. There was no way that the boss would approve such a risky & shoddy scheme.

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010