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baguette fucker

A term that could be offensive to anyone but more specifically French people
Spy:*stabs scout*

Scout:you baguette fucker
by raybeez August 19, 2022
mugGet the baguette fuckermug.

Sleaze Baguette

My ex-boss went out drinking with a bunch of girls from work. She whips out this collection of dick pictures she takes of all the dudes she bangs from those online dating sites.

Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.
by Furbler2.0 June 16, 2012
mugGet the Sleaze Baguettemug.

Douche Baguette

An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.
Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.

(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)

Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022
mugGet the Douche Baguettemug.

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
mugGet the Nutella Baguettemug.

The baguette queen

The baguette Queen is the queen of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette queen”
Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette queen”
by Adopted daughter of god October 25, 2019
mugGet the The baguette queenmug.

Astro Baguette

An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars
Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)

... plus i wanted to eat that
mugGet the Astro Baguettemug.

Baguette Seed

by I Like Chicken Fisting November 29, 2020
mugGet the Baguette Seedmug.

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