When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
Get the Nutella Baguettemug. by Adopted daughter of god October 25, 2019
Get the The baguette queenmug. My ex-boss went out drinking with a bunch of girls from work. She whips out this collection of dick pictures she takes of all the dudes she bangs from those online dating sites.
Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.
Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.
by Furbler2.0 June 16, 2012
Get the Sleaze Baguettemug. An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.
Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.
(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)
Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.
(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)
Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022
Get the Douche Baguettemug. When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.
by Notspenc November 27, 2018
Get the Alaskan baguettemug. 
by raybeez August 19, 2022
Get the baguette fuckermug.