buick

The jackass. The lame. An undesirable character who always makes any bad situation that much worse.

The person who pops off with a crazy mouthful of out there bullshit....and right in the middle of a serious conversion. Some1 you don't want showing up to the party.

Every group has a Buick. And we would all be missing them if they weren't there. And we would be asking "hey...where is buick at? Haven't seen him in a few days?" And we would all be out looking for em.

" Dude, don't be a Buick. Your way cooler than that"

by CharleHorse April 16, 2022

Buick Syndrome

the inability to ride a horse to its full ability in big races, when it really matters

not being able to ride a horse at all

Ryan Moore hasn’t won a decent race for 3 weeks, must be a case of Buick Syndrome.

by HateBuick August 1, 2025

order a buick

buick, is the sound made while vomiting in the toilet after drinking to much

hey, whats his name is in the bathroom,sounds like he about to order a buick

by buicksalesman May 10, 2013

blowing Buicks

Projectile vomiting with contents too large to be considered chunks.

We were in such a hurry to get to the party, we wolfed down our food with little chewing involved. I figured she'd be soon be blowing chunks, but I had no idea she'd start blowing Buicks.

by andypasto November 1, 2010

Riding the Buick

To get really sick when drinking. The Buick cars used to be a rough ride and it made people sick especially when they had been drinking.

person 1: Hey man were you Riding the Buick last night after that party?
person 2: Yeah, I puked my guts out.

by blueknight187 April 12, 2015

buicking

The continuous bouncing motion much like a boat regardless of road surface/condition made famous by Buick.

That piece of shit is buicking down that smooth road.

by Muscke Janitor October 3, 2012

Sinking the Buick

When someone is driving and the other is performing oral sex on the driver, the orgasm is so intense it causes the driver to lose all control and crash the car.

"Yeah I was showing houses last weekend and on our way to the house I got road head so good, I drove into the lake when I came"

"Dude, that's wild! I remember my first time sinking the Buick with a girl!"

by Koch Gauhbler January 4, 2025