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store bought pesto

Something Susie doesn’t like
Call me crazy if you want but I never like store bought pesto”
Wow Susie that’s really crazy
by Astrobacon November 27, 2023
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I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear
*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:
by Agent_Z January 12, 2025
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A wedding never bought a wife.

Taken from Orson Welles' "Moral Indebtedness" column in the October 1943 Issue of Free World.

The use of this phrase, in the context that Mr Welles does, shows an understanding of the idea that many of the results that we hope to be so are not necessarily conducive with, or inherent within our approaches. That a single, extravagant gesture can not denote ownership or credit.

That, which is of real worth, must be earnt through genuine and unwavering efforts of love and determination.
"The extension of this moral argument insists that no man owns anything outright—since he owns it rent free. A wedding never bought a wife. And the devotion of his child is no man’s for the mere begetting."
by Danglelemon August 21, 2024
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Frequently Bought Together

A description for two people whose connection is strong but cannot be easily labeled. You cannot tell if they're attracted to each other, if they're ride or die friends, or just two crackheads who you tend to see together.
Avery: Have you've seen seen Brayden? He has my keys and I can't find him!
Olivia: Well, he and Kit are frequently bought together. If he's anywhere, he's probably in the basement with them
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Bought

"My mother bought a new car"
"I bought a new house"
or
"Sophia bought that idea, she'll help us"
by Zeoz October 3, 2019
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i bought you a soda

Peace offering. You are being thought of in a sweet and caring way.
I bought you a soda. You wanna hang out?
by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023
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Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear
Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face
by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021
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