Boatitude

The obnoxious attitude related to boats, often invoked by those who believe they own boats when if fact they do not.

Mark: Did you see how Anne took charge of the boat like she owns the place?
Kyle: Tell me about it. Bitch has got some serious boatitude going on right now.

by beachchairbitchez June 19, 2013

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Bootitude

To have an attitude of Texas size while wearing the sexiest boots in the room.

That boy had some serious "bootitude!"

by The emperors of bootitude July 16, 2013

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Brostitute

Brostitute: Acting as a "bro" at any time or at any request. This is the most loyal form of being a bro.

Guy1: Hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? I wanna impress a chick.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.

Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.

by Aresdos February 26, 2014

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Brostitution

: A male belonging to the YOLO demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.

: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.

"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"

"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."

by Tillibum May 13, 2014

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