humphrey bogarting

A snazzier version of "beaugarding."

To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
He doesn't care that he's Humphrey Bogarting the doorways, just standing there smoking his fucking cigarette.
by abigail tobey September 30, 2010
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Bogart

When you cum so hard you bleed.
I was getting it on with Sally, when i bogarted.
by frank O p December 28, 2008
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bogarter

Greer are u a drugy ? .... greer looks up drugy on urbandictonary. No i am not a drugy. but she really is becasue she smokes more then 3 times a week
by some lost kid June 28, 2005
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Humphrey Bogart

When you either knock someone unconscious, or kill them, then take a dump in their mouth so it looks like they're smoking a cigar.
There will be a Humphrey Bogart in the near future for you, young lady.
by TheAngryInch April 20, 2010
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Mariachi Bogarters

When a couple, or group, insists on having the Mariachi band play for them repeatedly....over and over again.
"Sorry Kristin, I can't have the Mariachi band play for us 'cuz those mfer's are a bunch of Mariachi Bogarters.
by drunk monkey-njh December 29, 2008
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bogart

to hold selfishly, not share, or use too much of something. Somehow related to Humphrey Bogart of Casablanca, but can't remember how.
Dude, don't bogart the mayo.
by CrunchyMusic March 22, 2003
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dont bogart that joint

A term used in the 70's. Refering to the actor Humphry Bogart who smoked alot.
This means that one is either takeing more that his share of the joint, or not sharing at all.
Dont Bogart that joint, you know i paid for half of this shit.
by Shane Moeller December 04, 2006
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