Blocka

The other night my boy and I sniffed a bunch of blocka with some strippers at the rhino.

Damn, I'm out of blocka!

by DJPEEZY November 8, 2013

blocka

A person who is world renowned and widely respected in the modified car and bike scene as well as online forums.

That bloke Blocka, he is a champ

by Punisher304 August 4, 2008

Cock Blockade

When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.

(Open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

Me: Dammit! It's a cock blockade!

by Caseyds620 December 16, 2010

blocka

Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.

''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.

by murph May 13, 2005

cockage blockage

A. when your orange headed friend gets drunk and throws up all over and calls the girl your about to hook up with a tramp. aka Brandon O.

B. when said "friend/room mate" is always around and wants to be gay with you aka Brandon O.

what a cockage blockage brandon.

by dill pickles January 11, 2008

blokker_1999

everybody should be more like him ;)

what would blokker do?

by Shitlips June 29, 2003

blakkang

It is a slang word for poo, sloppy1 or like saying stomachache and gonna b there awhile.

Ok, i gotta go and blakkang.
See ya soon.
OK, bye.

by Azura November 11, 2006