Large-breasted fruit fly

A woman who is endowed with large breasts who enjoys the company of gay men.

George was distracted by a "large-breasted fruit fly" while trying to pick up a trick at the bar.

by QueerChicken June 29, 2011

blasted out of your shoes

(To be) blasted out of (one's) shoes:
Verb: To be attacked very quickly, ferociously and decisively, such that the victim is completely relocated and only his or her shoes remain on the ground in the original location, as though the victim were still standing there.

Me: Are you a cheeseburger?
Him: What? No...
Me: Then you better get outta my grill before you get blasted out of your shoes!
Him: Whatever, bitch.
Me: BLAAAOW!!! (Attacking with extreme prejudice, leaving only his Doc Martens remaining)

by TheBeav May 2, 2005

Double Breasted Holster

A bra

Tom: So what did you do next??
Kraven: I unlocked her vj gate and removed her double breasted holster

by Use Water Gun February 24, 2019

Beastess

1. The female version of a beast

2. A girl who is attracted to beasts

1. Christina Aguilera is a beastess

2. That girl likes every beast going. She's a right beastess!

by BeAsTeSs November 21, 2004

small-breasted Jersey shrew

A jewess with small tits who is a nagger.

Fran is a small-breasted Jersey shrew. She likes to scream at people for no reason.

by Jean Shepherd February 22, 2008

Cow beasteality exibitionist.

A person who has sex with a cow in a pasture next to a busy highway so that the people passing in there cars can see it and often when and where they know that a school buss will be passing by so all the kids can see.

John is a cow beasteality exibitionist.

by Deep blue 2012 January 5, 2010

blasted

damned; stupid; annoying as hell

That blasted pickle jar just wont open damnit!

by tinglis March 12, 2008